Here's the 2019 Camaro SUV no one Asked For!

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06/21/2018 at 21:34 • Filed to: 2019 Camaro SUV

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Pretty sure it is, my eye’s can’t be wrong .

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Looks like a Camaro, walks like a Camaro, and quacks like a Camaro (minus teh V8).

So it must be....

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Oh. (o_o)

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So it’s the all new 2019 Blazer. Well the designer of the front end was blazing something from Lexus and Toyota....Just like the 2019 Camaro! They are one and the same.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/21/2018 at 21:45

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Uh oh, You’re gonna face his wrath...

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/when-did-oppo-become-a-rehash-of-the-fp-1827038068


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/21/2018 at 21:47

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I wonder if these are going to be the choice vehicles of meth addicts in North Carolina 20 years from now? 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > jkm7680
06/21/2018 at 21:49

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That’s oddly specific. 


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/21/2018 at 21:54

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Blazers , Cavaliers and Escorts are the choice vehicles of this demographic .


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/21/2018 at 21:55

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Looks like a Generically Futuristic Lexus. I was at least hoping Chevy wouldn’t waste the name on a stupid urban runbout the way Nissan shat all over “Pathfinder.”


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/21/2018 at 21:56

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Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/21/2018 at 22:02

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I’m waiting for the GMC Jimmy!

(Honestly, I think this new Blazer is a solid move. These things are what people are buying now regardless if the enthusiast crowd hates  them... And I think I might like the styling >gasp<.)  GM is going to sell a bucket load of these in middle america and could compete with the Grand Cherokee if they get the marketing right.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > wafflesnfalafel
06/21/2018 at 22:10

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Wait doesn’t this compete with the Cherokee?

(I agree it’s a solid move, I just think it’s entertaining to make fun of modern designs).


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/21/2018 at 22:16

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M aybe? I was thinking the V6 blazer would be right about on par with the v6 Grand Cherokee... The Equinox is kinda more close to “new” Cherokee in size and power plant.  (Or maybe the Blazer is taking over the Equinox slot but upscale?)


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > wafflesnfalafel
06/21/2018 at 22:27

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It’s supposed to slot between the Equinox and Traverse as the midsized option so you may be right.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/21/2018 at 22:55

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Someone on my street got a new Traverse, white with red and black trim with red calipers. It looks pretty dumb, like a sports bro hat turned into an SUV. It is pretty fat too. 


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/21/2018 at 23:33

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No, more like the Grand Cherokee in size and price.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/22/2018 at 01:05

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